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MEET THE CAAAAAAST!

Rickie "Irrelevant? What the hell does that mean??" The silly titular orange guy! After his show's cancellation, he's nothing short of the diva he's always been. Grilled cheeses, having the spotlight, musical theatre, dressup, slacking. Trade jobs, Nickie sometimes, sports, gym bros, being told to get a job.

Vickie "I just love my friends to death!" A sweet, overly-considerate friend. She's Rickie's big sister, and his favorite person in the whole world. She cares way too much! Sunroofs, the environment, being involved with her community, punk rock ideations, good endings. Bugs, heights, the current patriarchal state of society that the very perpetrators debate against, being away from home too long, feeling useless.

Nickie "The world doesn't revolve around me? But it stops moving when I do!" A sassy girly-girl and connoisseur of cute. She's a famous model in India, and has done multiple car commercials in Japan. Bisous, bisous! Fashion, making money, attention, malls, girls. Diets, Rickie most of the time, being disturbed, loads of work, not being pampered.

Luckie "Hey good lookin', wanna hear the pickup lines I recite in the mirror to myself?" The hottest thing since the invention of the hot pocket, truly! A total cool guy chick magnet type, common partygoer and hard-drinker. His motorcycle, being sexy, boobs, LMFAO, being a poser. Being called a poser, being called out for his homosexual tendencies, the fuzz, party poopers.

Secondary Neighbors

Bonnie

"I'm hot, so I get away with everything."

A snarky and somewhat ill-intented prankster who tries her best to get along with her neighbors, but it's so hard to when they're so dumb!
Comedy flicks, pizza, pranks, making fun of people.
Waiting, being bossed around, jazz, her ex-husband.

Geoff

"*barking*"

Vivid Spring's biggest hater.
Being insufferable, hot pots, making your day worse, hating, teddy bears.
Rickie, everyone else in Vivid Springs, Rickie, kind people, Rickie, care bears, Rickie.

Cookie

"Cookie meet new friend equals COOKIE HAVE FUN!!!"

An adorable and way-too-friendly cuddle monster with a billion friends. However, she does have very feral tedencies, so be sure to never get on her bad side (or feed her after midnight)!
Hugs, ponies, ice cream, spa days, EVERYONE!!!
Meanies, haunted houses, being bored, waking up with blood on her paws.

Beckie

"Do you like this framed photo that says 'Bad decisions make good stories'?"

The crazy cat lady of Vivid Springs. Despite the fact she's often in her RV and always smells like cat piss, she's well liked around town. especially for her baking expertise.
Cats cats and more cats, video games, baking pies, slippers.
Having her age guessed, crunchy bacon, being asked by her parents "so when am I getting REAL grandkids?".

Buddie

This quote was too vulgar for me to be able to put it on my website. Apologies.

This son of a bitch will sling 8 slurs at you then tell you to kill yourself. Programmed off of pure internet chaos, his only form of communication is through crude remarks and leetspeak.
Butterfingers, buidling blocks, being an ass, women.
Latex gloves, women, the beauty of nature, everyone.